Josef Hostel Blues
À middle-aged man wore a silly hat
Thought he looked cool but he looked a right twat
His pony tail hung down his back
And common sense was what he lacked
Chibby was a man only half brained
The hostel leaked every time it rained
The windows rattled when the north wind blew
Guests were locked out when they missed curfew
I'm stoney broke, born to lose
I got the Josef Hostel blues
The hostel staff were a really weird bunch
Everyone of them out to lunch
For every time they make a mistake
He, from their wages, 11 sheckels takes
All day hot showers we're told
But the water was always ice cold
He had dog by the name of ''Stuff."
He even put his missus up the duff.
