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I was dragged up kicking footballs on a bomb-site
Never destined for Oxbridge blue
But I once had a girlfriend
Who'd kissed the cox of the boat race crew
Ch: You may think I was brought up at Eton
Silver spoon in a golden cup
But you're surely mistaken
I was eaten first and then brought up
Tara Courouther- Smythe got pregnant
Lord Fontenoy-Farquer had his way
Cost her father a fortune
On the double-barrel shotgun wedding day.
Ch: You may think I was brought up at Eton
Silver spoon in a golden cup
But you're surely mistaken
I was eaten first and then brought up
I got no time for aristocracy
Brighton's the only pier don't make me sick
Everyone of them is a Lombard
Loads of money but a right dick.
Ch: You may think I was brought up at Eton
Silver spoon in a golden cup
But you're surely mistaken
I was eaten first and then brought up
Been doing Wrong?
Well, you been out there on your own
While I been waiting by the phone
Must think I'm stupid, must think I'm dumb
That you been spending so much time with your lovely mum
Ch: Tell me baby What's going on
Give it to me straight now, You been having fun?
you're talking with a twist
Firmly on the missing list
something's happening I can tell
Come in all hours with a funny small
Your excuses and alibis
Just about substancial as McDonalds fries
Just about as honest as Pinnochio.
Josef Hostel Blues
À middle-aged man wore a silly hat
Thought he looked cool but he looked a right twat
His pony tail hung down his back
And common sense was what he lacked
Chibby was a man only half brained
The hostel leaked every time it rained
The windows rattled when the north wind blew
Guests were locked out when they missed curfew
I'm stoney broke, born to lose
I got the Josef Hostel blues
The hostel staff were a really weird bunch
Everyone of them out to lunch
For every time they make a mistake
He, from their wages, 11 sheckels takes
All day hot showers we're told
But the water was always ice cold
He had dog by the name of ''Stuff."
He even put his missus up the duff.
You're the Cure
Well my chin's upon the ground
I've forgotten how to smile
You're the only cure
Please stay with me for a while
Ch:
I know you don't love me
Well that's your right
Darling you got the key
Come love me tonight.
You'll never know
Exactly how I feel
Knowing I'm not the one
To melt that heart of steel
So what if you've been untrue
I'll push that to one side
It would never work
Sweated blood every time I tried.
