Give it to me Straight Now!

 Been doing Wrong?

Well, you been out there on your own

While I been waiting by the phone

Must think I'm stupid, must think I'm dumb

That you been spending so much time with your lovely mum

Ch: Tell me baby What's going on

Give it to me straight now, You been having fun? 

you're talking with a twist

Firmly on the missing list

something's happening I can tell

Come in all hours with a funny small

Your excuses and alibis

Just about substancial as McDonalds fries

Just about as honest as Pinnochio.

 Past her sell-by Date

She weren't that young anymore

When her old man walked out the door

Time for her had come too late

She was past her sell-by date

This old bird once finger licking

now no longer a spring chicken

Life for her was but a sham

she was mutton dressed as spam