I was dragged up kicking footballs on a bomb-site
Never destined for Oxbridge blue
But I once had a girlfriend
Who'd kissed the cox of the boat race crew
Ch: You may think I was brought up at Eton
Silver spoon in a golden cup
But you're surely mistaken
I was eaten first and then brought up
Tara Courouther- Smythe got pregnant
Lord Fontenoy-Farquer had his way
Cost her father a fortune
On the double-barrel shotgun wedding day.
Ch: You may think I was brought up at Eton
Silver spoon in a golden cup
But you're surely mistaken
I was eaten first and then brought up
I got no time for aristocracy
Brighton's the only pier don't make me sick
Everyone of them is a Lombard
Loads of money but a right dick.
Ch: You may think I was brought up at Eton
Silver spoon in a golden cup
But you're surely mistaken
I was eaten first and then brought up
