Eton and brought up

Eton

I was dragged up kicking footballs on a bomb site
never destined for Oxbridge blue
but I once had a girlfriend
who'd kissed the cox of the boat race crew

Chorus:
You may think I was brought up at Eton
silver spoon in a golden cup
but you're sorely mistaken
I was eaten first and then brought up

Tara Carruther-Smythe got pregnant
Lord Fauntleroy-Farquar had his way
cost her father a small fortune
on that double-barrelled shotgun wedding day

Chorus:
You may think I was brought up at Eton
silver spoon in a golden cup
but you're sorely mistaken
I was eaten first and then brought up

I ain't got no time for aristocracy
Brighton's the only pier don't make me sick
everyone of them's a Lombard
loads of money but a right dick

Chorus:
You may think I was brought up at Eton
silver spoon in a golden cup
but you're sorely mistaken
I was eaten first and then brought up

Manana

Manana

You might get confused but you'll have to get used

to what they mean by 'manana'

It'll cause you great sorrow if you think that tomorrow

is anything like their manana

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Chorus:

No way Jose, can't do it today

but if everything's right

and I sleep well tonight

there's a chance that I might

think about starting manana

Don't scream and shout, they'll be no doubt

everything's waiting manana

the more you fuss the less they will rush

cos nothing gets done till manana

Chorus:

No way Jose, can't do it today

but if everything's right

and I sleep well tonight

there's a chance that I might

think about starting manana

They drive at great speed there's really no need

cos nobody works till manana

they chop and change lane which is really a pain

cos everything's waiting manana

Chorus:

No way Jose, can't do it today

but if everything's right

and I sleep well tonight

there's a chance that I might

think about starting manana

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If you meet a senorita and she tells you 'ahorita'

you know she just means manana

And if all this gets you down and you really must leave town

the next bus is leaving manana

manana, banana