Give it to me Straight Now!

 Been doing Wrong?

Well, you been out there on your own

While I been waiting by the phone

Must think I'm stupid, must think I'm dumb

That you been spending so much time with your lovely mum

Ch: Tell me baby What's going on

Give it to me straight now, You been having fun? 

you're talking with a twist

Firmly on the missing list

something's happening I can tell

Come in all hours with a funny small

Your excuses and alibis

Just about substancial as McDonalds fries

Just about as honest as Pinnochio.

 Past her sell-by Date

She weren't that young anymore

When her old man walked out the door

Time for her had come too late

She was past her sell-by date

This old bird once finger licking

now no longer a spring chicken

Life for her was but a sham

she was mutton dressed as spam

Josef Hostel Blues

 Josef Hostel Blues

À middle-aged man wore a silly hat

Thought he looked cool but he looked a right twat

His pony tail hung down his back

And common sense was what he lacked

Chibby was a man only half brained

The hostel leaked every time it rained

The windows rattled when the north wind blew

Guests were locked out when they missed curfew

I'm stoney broke, born to lose

I got the Josef Hostel blues

The hostel staff were a really weird bunch

Everyone of them out to lunch

For every time they make a mistake

He, from their wages, 11 sheckels takes

All day hot showers we're told

But the water was always ice cold

He had dog by the name of ''Stuff."

He even put his missus up the duff.

 You're the Cure

Well my chin's upon the ground

I've forgotten how to smile

You're the only cure

Please stay with me for a while

Ch:

I know you don't love me

Well that's your right

Darling you got the key

Come love me tonight.

You'll never know

Exactly how I feel

Knowing I'm not the one 

To melt that heart of steel

So what if you've been untrue

I'll push that to one side

It would never work 

Sweated blood every time I tried.

Batted for the other side

Batted for the other side

I was so confused when you batted for the other side

Strange mixed up feelings, emotions I couldn't hide

Never clipped your wings, you plaed home and away

Hit me like a bombshell when you said you weren't going to stay

Ch:

Looked in the mirror saw you drift away

Thought I was dreaming, saw it yesterday anyway

Always pressured you into to trying something new

Chains and buzzing things, films every shade of blue

Bought you lingerie, uniforms of ever kind

Bent you over backwards, exploring parts of your mind

Indulging fantasies, lifts and the back of your car

Didn't realise we took things a bit too far

But I've got what you need, I'll know you'll be back again

Even take the Polaroids like I did that time in Spain

Death of you

Death of You Gdcd, gdgdgdcd

Thinks she'll be somebody

Thinks she'll go real far

But she won't wanna know you

When she becomes a star

Long blond hair, eyes of blue

She's gonna be the death of you

She's got delusions of grandeur

Thinks she's Princess Di

But she won't speak to you

When she makes it high

She's pretty and she knows it

Tongues out, lots of drool

But when she drives Mercedes

She gonna treat you cool

She's always been that way

No different as she gets older

But when she gets up there

You'll get the cold shoulder

M8:

Lots of style, heart of stone

She's gonna leave you on your own

Smile

Smile

She knocks out me with her smile

Goes on and on for miles and miles

Won't ever go out of style

As she lights up the world with her smile

Never seen her when she's down

Don't know how to wear a frown

Happiest person in this town

As she lights up the world with her smile

Never ever heard her pine

A summer's day when the weather's fine

Glows more than the sunshine

As she lights up the world with her smile

I've never seen her being blue

Her goodness shines through and through

If she can do it why can't you

As she lights up the world with her smile